the twilight saga and I bring some comments until the film dawn part 1
1. I love the tumblr filter used in movie 1, it's like I'm rolling my longboard on tumblr and I'm 12 years old again, just consuming pale white people on cloudy days.
2. Bela's father is the hottest man in the entire saga, that mustache has stories and he is neither stupid nor innocent.
3. I feel like Bela is always holding back a boner that she can't control, I see her as an inspiring diva.
4. All the secondary characters in the saga are weak and poorly developed, it's shameful how the script doesn't give a damn about this (this could be the book's fault, but I haven't read it).
5. Jacob becomes more handsome throughout the films and Edward has the opposite effect. Edward's sharp teeth sound like a bad joke, it looks like he's about to cut paper with that scissor mouth.
6. I love that Edward and Bela's honeymoon is in Brazil and they stay in Rio de Janeiro, I never knew that, I thought it was cool because it's from here.
7. The villains are always a joke, there is no strong story and no real connection between the characters. The Hunger Games and Harry Potter are incredibly detailed.
8. Alice is one of the best characters but she only serves as a hook to be Bella's best friend.
9. I could criticize anti-indigenous racism in the saga, but to talk about it I would have to write a long text and I'm lazy.
10. I need to reclaim the looks of werewolves, we don't want men shirtless and wearing denim shorts, we want naked men.
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3. I feel like Bela is always holding back a boner that she can't control, I see her as an inspiring diva.
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and you spilled with her dad being the hottest !!