Dolly Parton:HOWDY EVERYONE! How is everyone doing tonight! *Chuckles Lightly*
Howdy Omen! You look like you’re in a Partying Mood aren’t ya Darlin! *Chuckles again* I got a little song fer all of y’all! It’s about little ole me! *Chuckles* here we go!
VERSE:
Got Horse Sense i’d like you to keep!
It Takes a lot of money to look this cheap!
And Darlin! You’re not here just to watch me sing!
*Honks Her Boobs and Winks and Chuckles*
Was Dirt poor fore there was food stamps
My Fashion sense is the town tramp!
Now im getting money from Dollywood Cha-Ching! *Chuckles*
I got the coat of Many colors
Got a hundred of Sisters and Brothers
Now I got something to tell you Drag Queen!
Drag Queen X4 you better not be trying to take my man!
Drag Queen X4 I may be short but I can kick you in the can!