Setting: It is the Summer of 1989. It was the end of the 80s. the End of an era. Reagan was out of office. Lethal Weapon 2 was the #1 movie in America. You'll Never Stop Me From Loving You by SONIA was the #1 Song in America. And 6 Months ago one of the evilest Serial Killers in American History, Ted Bundy was executed by Electric Chair in Florida. Here in Aspen, Colorado Vicki Chandler A petite but dumb blonde is stranded and is trying to get a ride to Camp Arawak.
*Vicki Chandler walks down a wooded road and Is attempting to hitchhike to Camp Arawak before it gets dark*
Vicki Chandler:Ugh Barf me out! my bod is getting tired out from all this walking this is not a bitchin time! And these heels are killing me! *Whines and looks around* *Sees a car driving by and Sticks out her thumb*
Vicki Chandler: Hey! Stop!
*Car keeps going*
Vicki Chandler:WHAT THE HELL MAN! YOUR CAR WAS GRODY TO THE MAX ANYWAYS!
*Vicki In frustration sits down on the ground*
Vicki Chandler:Fuck Me Gently with a Chainsaw! I could have totally been banging Rod Bender by now.
*Vicki Chandler checks her neon pink nails* *All of A Sudden, A Volkswagen Beetle Drives Along the Road*
*Vicki In excitement gets up and shouts*: HEY! STOP! PLEASE!
The Volkswagen Beetle pulls to a halt and Vicki gets up and Runs over to the Car*
*The guy in the drivers seat moves to the Passenger seat and rolls down the window*
Stranger:Hey how can I help A girl like you?
Vicki Somewhat Charmed says:Hey Dude I've been totally trying to like find A Ride to Camp Arawak and I was wondering if you like give me a ride? It would be totally Rad if you could?
Stranger:Of Course I can! Hop in!
Vicki:Oh my god you are like totally tubular! Thank you!
*Vicki Gets in the car and they drive off*
*After 30 seconds of being in the car she notices there's no handle on the inside to open the door and asks the man*