Drubert Sterne from right here in Manchester, UK was arrested yesterday on four counts of public nudity. "Dru had been running around town naked for several weeks before we finally caught that bastard," police Sgt. Potter said. "We had gotten several complaints from concerned mothers about a man running around naked and decided it was time to take this criminal down once and for all."
The police used a computer to plot out where Dru had been streaking, and they found a trend. They then set up a trap for Larking based on the collected information. "Our man fell right into it," Potter explained.
Potter staged a public event knowing that the streaker was sure to run by during the event. Sure enough, they saw a man run by with no clothes on. The police hiding in the area went in for the kill and brought Dru down.
Many local Manchester residents were shocked at who it was. One widowed Mrs. Cunningham had this to say, "I always thought Dru was such a good intentioned person. I guess Dru has finally shown their true side. That man Bitch! Foolin' us all like that!"
Dru Sterne will be tried next month in the local courthouse in Manchester, UK. Police are now warning parents to stay close to their children in case other freaks decide to follow the actions of Sterne. A new law is currently being written to bring down harsher punishments in cases like this. This new law will be named after the man and is called "Bengal's law."
Until Dru is tried and jailed, police are posting pictures of this criminal all around Manchester. "People should stay far away from this man." Said Potter, "Dru has been exposed as a pervert and we don't want this man hurting anyone."
Dru Sterne declined our request for an interview saying only, "wdya want me to say lyke =s!"