I'm in absolute SHOCK
After being a user on here since 2012, I've wondered "how in the FUCK do I get money on here without spending actual needed money and how the FUCK do I play other seasons when I am voted out 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th?"
Well, I've FOUND OUT all I have to do is play the week-long casting games and come whatever place and I have to make FUCKING blogs which are well-received
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS WHEN THEY SAW THAT I'D PLAYED THIS 50+ TIMES AND LOOKED LIKE A PEASANT AS I DO NOW IN MY AVATAR? Furious!
OK, so whilst I'm on the topic of things that absolutely IRRITATE me on this site - or on ANY site - is when CLEARLY ARROGANT goblins post photos of themselves and go
"Here's a pic of meeee! P.S I'm uglyyyy lol xxx"
SHUT UP! SHUT UP YOU ATTENTION SEEKING, WANNABE SELF-LOATHING SCROTUM! HONESTLY, PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE ANXIETY DISORDERS TO THE POINT WHERE THEY ARE TOO SCARED TO POST PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES ONLINE OR SPEAK OUT, THEY GENUINELY MAY THINK THAT THEY ARE UGLY!
And when somebody posts a photo with icing on their SPONGE CAKE face to give them CONFIDENCE (because that's what MAKE-UP IS USED FOR, believe it or not) they STILL post a picture and say "I'm ugly LOL" LIKE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL ZOO?!
And also, the guys on here are no innocent, posting photos of themselves - or should I say their abs, unless they're catfishing which is probably the case for some of the waste of organs on here - and then saying "You Think I'm Ugly? Pfffft Lol x" CHOKE ON A COAT
OK, so basically, I am still the same person with the same attitude, I really don't give a single potato WHAT people think of me, to be 10000% honest (I have no idea if swearing gets censored, so I'll keep this PG)
I think the one thing I absolutely DESPISED about this game wasn't ALLIANCES themselves, it was how people played the game when in an alliance. I mean, why would you go through the effort of only speaking in a chatroom - WHICH COULD GET EXPOSED BY THE WAY, BECAUSE IT DOES WHEN SOME BITTER HIPPO DECIDES TO LINK THE CHAT IN THE GAME - and sitting there like silent assassins? This isn't a silent movie, it's a GAME!!!!!! People get NOMINATED because they are SILENT! Can somebody please ENLIGHTEN me on this one?
And also, this whole "f3 deal f3 deal" - which I often used to get the offers from back in the day - would either turn out to be complete BULLPOO, meaning that person had SO MANY alliances, and would get caught out by the 10th round of nomination
I probably made no sense right now, but I may start playing this game again, so wanted to get in the mood
So, I enter a game, ATTEMPT to have fun by insulting others, because that's what I do! And then there are a couple of absolute BORES who are all like "LOL. That's not even funny. What the fuck?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
BLOODY HELL I AM SICK TO DEATH OF HALF THE PEOPLE ON HERE! IT'S A FUCKING GAME!
Also, somebody tell me why people who are in alliances are silent, please?
