You guys said Peach is the killer
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She was not.
*Nintendo Manor blows up, leaving Bowser and Wario outside next to the pool*
*Butler Monica (from Nintendo Land) appears*
"You got it wrong, Bowser."
*Bowser panics*
"Wario is the killer"
"WAHAHA! INDEED I AM"
And with brute force, a small fat man pushed a giant evil turtle who can breathe fire into the pool. He splashed all the water out, so hit the pool surface with a THUD. Bowser was dead.
The killer, Wario was now Nintendo's mascot.
EXPLANATION
1st killed - Luigi
Wario knew Luigi was weak, vulnerable and scared. So...he cut his head off and put him in the pool. First and last blood...in the same place.
2nd killed - Samus
Samus was asleep without the Varia suit on. Wario grabbed her sword which was foolishly lying next to her bed. SMASH. Cut in half.
3rd killed - Tom Nook
Tom was chillin' in the main hall when suddenly he was attacked by rocks. Wario was throwing them from the patio. Aimed blindly, didn't know who he'd killed until he found his body and falsely fainted. They were money hungry friends..but it had to be done.
4th killed - Zelda
Wario knew if she died, everyone would freak out and let their guard down. Peach because she was her BFF, Link because
Comments
omfG I SPENT LIKE 300 YEARS WRITING THAT AND IT CUT SHORT AND I LOST THE REST
