1.Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?
2.I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?
3.I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I?
4.What starts with an e and only has one letter in it.
5.What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
6.Before Mount Everest was discovered what was the highest mountain on Earth?
7.I have a hundred legs But cannot stand. I have a long neck But no head. I cannot see and I'm neat and tidy As can be. What am I?
8.I am two-faced but bear only one I have no legs but travel widely. Men spill much blood over me kings leave there imprint on me. I have greatest power when given away yet lust for me keeps me locked away. What am I?
9.I'm the beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place
What am I?
10.Why can't a woman who is now living in Canada not be buried in the USA?
R.I.P great man but when someone famous dies theirs always jokes so here is a few.
1) As well wishers bombard the late Gary Speeds family with condolences, it was confirmed that John Terry was amongst the first to visit speeds wife.
2) Gary speeds family have said he was feeling a bit ropey in the days leading upto his sucide, but they are happy he went in a quick and speedy way, and that there was no hanging around, but they are still in knots about the devastating news,
so it will take a while for them to come back down to earth.
3) Gary Speed’s family are even more upset since, as christmas traditionalists, they can’t take him down until January 6th.
4) I think God misunderstood when Amy Winehouse asked for Speed.
5) I feel sorry for the Welsh football team, they’re shit.
R.I.P great man but when someone famous dies theirs always jokes so here is a few.