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words of wisdom from the dawg

Posts 1367 posts

Why is it? Jul 8, 2014
That whenever I go to my proctologist's office that he happens to be eating hot yogurt?

Every time he gives me my exam he spills hot yogurt on my back. If this happens 14 more times, I'm getting a new proctologist.
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So I just started watching Games of thrones Jul 6, 2014
I have to say that I'm rooting for Joffrey and Sansa to make it. Those kids seems so sweet even if Sansa seems a bit uppity. I'm sure she'll grow out of it after a few years of marriage to a sophisticated guy like Joffrey.
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Why is it that whenever I kiss my aunt Jul 5, 2014
She always whines about too much tongue?

I can't help the way I kiss
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When you touch someone's penis Jul 5, 2014
The polite thing to do is ask first.

The more you know.
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Hodor Jun 23, 2014
imageSo hodor hodor hodor hodor, hodr then he hodored, then I hodored her hodor then hodor then hodor hodor hodor. hodor horodr yourself
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IM AFRAID I GOT SOME BAD NEWS Jun 20, 2014
Memba that dog you paid me to watch?

No, no I didn't lose it.

It is walking funny though.

BWAHAHAHAHA
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