I am writing this blog from a movie theater bathroom. So I go to the bathroom before the movie starts, and I log onto Grindr while I’m on the toilet cause why not? There’s a guy really close to me who messages me. He says we’re really close and I’m like yeah lol. Then he tells me he’s in the same indoor mall that I am and I tell him same. I ask him what he’s doing and he says he just saw a movie and is HEADED FOR THE BATHROOM.
I sit petrified in fear as a man walks into the bathroom and enters the stall next to me. I literally don’t really want to have anything to do with this man right now cause I’m not in the mood. I know it’s him next to me cause no one else is in there. I put my phone away (it’s on silent) but then to my HORROR it buzzes again with a Grindr update that can’t be from anyone but him. I could hear him on his phone till my phone buzzed in my pocket, then he got all quiet. He literally stands in the stall (I assume he’s pissing because his feet are facing the toilet) until he finally leaves (without washing his hands by the way.)
Now I’m afraid to leave the fucking stall in case he’s waiting outside the bathroom for me. What do I do y’all?
