but starring the Mucinex boogers. I can see it now:
S03E09 "The Rains of Mucinex": The Booger and his common law wife finally decide to make their marriage official with a wedding ceremony at the Cough-A-Cabana. Unbeknownst to them, however, is that the proprietor had struck a deal with Mucinex soldiers. "The Rains of Mucinex" starts playing on the jukebox, and before the Booger's mother can warn him, the Mucinex storm the Cough-A-Cabana and kills every booger on sight in an incident that will forever be known as The Green Wedding.