#judgehashy: A nice #hashtagging action on these eggs I do suppose...hmm... a 4/5, I must say, becuase this yolk is perfectly seasoned!
#judgehashalot: It's a bit sloppy, but I must remark the texture is extremely fine-tuned and deserves notice...besides from the upset on the point of x-43 and y-76 on the yolk's left hemisphere, I would say this is pretty nice, 3.5/5!
#judgeilovetohashtagbrowns: Hmm, this is quite an interesting dish! The yolk has such an interesting flavor, but the white distracts me a bit with its unusual color...is it green? or beige? Pretty unnatural, I must say. No matter, it doesn't distract me enough to taste the wonder that IS this dish! 4.5/5! Extremely spiffy!
can u do banana fritters next time