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A new day and age Nov 10, 2017: I just finished playing a game with Disney. Apparently she has like 3 characters. But she's in my frat so i guess we're cool. Everyone knows that if you have a chatzy it will help your alliance in the long run. I've done alot of maturing over the years. I joined the Navy when I was 18. I was kicked out. Mainly because I hung out with the wrong crowd. I have never hated someone so much in my entire life to where I wanted to murder her and her entire family. I totally would if I was a highly skilled assassin. I mean all I would need is a cessna and some c4. But My son would be in that house so I can't bomb them. I would need a sniper rifle. That is the only way i'm ever going to get to see my son again because of my BITCHWHORECUNTSLUTXFIANCEE. I hate her guts. Never say sorry. From now on, everything bad that happens is someone elses fault. I'm tired of being the one whjo gets blamed for everything. So yeah I'm single right now. Im bored so I come play some Fasting games trying to kill time until my courtdate. My X is trying to file assault charges on me. Am I really such a bad guy? I mean all I did was cheat on her because she's a fat lazy good for nothing peice of shit.I',m living with My best friend now. SHe kicked me out. Well i mean her mom did. MY X is mooching off of her parents big time. SHe quit her job too. I wonder how long that will last. I want another son. I think I'm meant to be a dad. I can handle it. It's really not that hard. I became very skilled when it came to changing diapers. I love my son and I always will. That little guy... His little giggle.. I miss him so much... I'm gonna quit smoking Marijuana. Peer pressure has always been the toughest thing to overcome in my life. I think that I might have high blood pressure because now when I smoke it my heart wont stop throbbing it gets on my nerves. I haven't snorted any cocaine in a while. I'm thinking maybe ill do some coke later. I'm never doing meth or acid again. Those drugs are too strong for me. I just like to be sober now. I wish I would have matured a long time ago. I hear men don't fully mature until they are like 42 years old. I have a soundcloud and a youtube for everyone to check out too. SOundcloud.com/datkakashi. Ill friend u on FB too if you want all u have to do is ask. I like to play league of legends and runescape and darkages and monster hunter. I have been arrested 4 times in my entire life. i'm 24. I mean that's not that bad. I don't consider myself a criminal. I need to come to a stoppping point im getting tired
November 9 2017; Points: 50 7 comments
New blog fools! Aug 22, 2011: So.. I haven't written in one of these in a while.. so i'll just write what's on my mind.. I'm winning more games on tengaged, so that's cool. I wanna make some Kakashi Hatake hair.. So anybody whos reading this and is up to the challenge.. comment :)I love my girlfriend. :D she's cute. I'll upload a pic and you guys tell me what you think.; Points: 0 0 comments
Make out paradise! Jul 15, 2011: This is my version of Make out paradise.

ALERT! : This may contain material not suitable for children, view at your own risk.

Make out paradise!

Once there was a man named Serj. He wasn’t the best looking guy but he was very kind and polite. In fact Serj was very good with the ladies. You could say he had a gift given from the gods. Sometimes Serj liked to take a trip to the hot springs and take a little dip. He never liked to stay too long because he would get pruned, so he has to use his time to his advantage. One day he ventured to the other side of the spring and he managed to sneak a peek through the hole in the fence and saw all of the ladies nude in the hot springs. This made Serj very excited to know that he could actually do this! That was the day he saw the most attractive girl in the spa. He didn’t know her name yet but he was very intrigued to find out. He stared at her for a while thinking. He was thinking about her pretty brunette hair, with blonde streaks. Being lost in her hypnotic brown eyes he didn’t know what to do with himself. He couldn’t take his eyes off of her. In his eyes, she was surrounded by a black sparkling abyss. By taking a guess, she had to be about 110 pounds. As for her breast, they were not drooping at all. From his standpoint they looked like melons. So he assumed her breast weight would be about 5.2 pounds. At this point Serj is talking quietly to himself so that none of the guys on his side of the spring or the girls on the other side would hear him. “Can you say double d’s? Heheheh.” You could say Serj was a bit of a perv. Some say he’s brilliant, and some say he is a genius. And if you asked any of his former sex partners, they would say the exact same thing.
Serj’s plan was to meet this girl casually as she walked out of the springs front room. Serj got out of the spa and got dressed in what he was previously wearing. This included his dark green long sleeved shirt, and his striped dress shirt, regular blue jeans and boots. Serj looked in the mirror before he went out to talk to this girl he was so infatuated with. He saw his brown eyes, brown hair that was a little messy and messed it up a little more and flattened it out. He was a little insecure about the minimal acne on his face but he knew that if he didn’t strike now, it would never work.
Serj walked out in front of the spa and saw the girl there standing all by herself. Serj said to himself “This is the perfect opportunity, There arn’t any of her friends around to ward me off.” As he walked up to her his heart was racing do to his nervousness that she will not enjoy his company. He walked up beside her and said
“Hi, my name’s Serj Bernake” as he smiled
She said “Oh.. um, hi, mine’s Tori”
“Nice to meet you”
“Same to you”
They paused for a second and looked at each other.
Tori said “ Do I know you from somewhere?”
Serj said “ It’s possible, I come to this spa quite often”
“Oh, okay ”
“So do you want to have some tea with me at the Jitter Bug?”
“Well.. I was kind of waiting for someone”
“Is that so? They could come too if they’d like. I’ll pay”
“That’s very nice of you and everything but i----”
At that second another beautiful girl walked out and she looked at Tori and looked at Serj and said “Who the hell this this guy?”
Tori said “This is Serj Bernake, he wants to take us to get some tea at the Jitterbug”
She said” He’d better be paying, I’m completely broke after spending the rest of my paycheck on that massage from Shavo... Mm SHAVO!” Followed by giggling. Serj then said “Yes i’ll be happy to pay for you two pretty ladies ^_^” Tori said “You think were pretty?? ”
“Yes!” said Serj
“Thank you!” said the friend
“By the way, What is your name?” asked Serj to the friend
“You can call me Takun” said in a aloof manner by Takun”
“Okay ladies, follow me” “Okay!” Said in unison by the girls.

When they arrived at the Jitterbug they were greeted by the cashier at the front desk “Welcome to the Jitterbug, What kind of tea would you like?” Serj asked for sweet, Tori asked for sweet, and Takun asked for iced tea. “Okay thank you! your tea will be ready in a minute!” They all went and sat down at the table. “So where do you work Takun?” asked Serj. “I work at the Tsukiomi across the street as the manager” “Oh really? Thats interesting.”
“I guess, I got the ownership from the inheritance from my dad.”
“Oh? what kind of business is it”
“It’s a visual eye contacts store”
“I might drop by sometime”
“No you won’t”
“You’re right”
“Knew it”
Tori said “ I work at the market down the street.. I love how small this village is.. It’s really peaceful with almost no crime.”
Takun said “ What are you talking about?! No crime, Pshh, There’s been about 2 robbery’s this week!”
Tori said “ Well, I haven’t been robbed this week, or any other week for that matter.”
Serj looked over the counter and saw that the tea was ready. He watched the waitress walk over with the tea on the tray. They all took their tea and thanked the waitress politely. When they started to drink they’re tea, Serj asked what they were going to do afterwards.
Tori said “I think we were both going to go home. It’s getting kind of late”
Serj looked at the lightning and thunder out side and said “The weathers a little messy, would you like to come with me back to my house?”
Takun said “He’s right you know. We don’t have a car right now to get home, We would have to hail a cab to get home”
Tori thought for a moment and said “I can walk home.”
Serj said “No no, I insist, come with me and spend the night at my place, It’s warm and you guys can sleep on the couches.”
Takun whispered to Tori “You think we can trust this guy?”
Tori whispered back “I don’t know, he seems very nice, and gentleman like.”
Takun said “Okay, i’ll go home with him”
Tori said “I’ll go with you”
Serj smiled and said “Come with me ladies.” So Tori and Takun smiled and started to follow Serj, leaving the empty cups behind. Serj handed some umbrellas that were sitting by the door to the ladies. They walked to the counter so that Serj could pay. He pulled a hundred dollar bill out of his pocket and put it on the counter for the cashier. “Keep the change!” Serj yelled. Takun and Tori looked at him wide eyed and jaws dropped. Serj said “It’s for the tea, good service, and... these umbrellas” As they were walking out the cashier saw the hundred dollar bill and smiled widely. As the cashier saw them walk outside into the parking lot and getting into Serj’s vehicle she noticed that her umbrella was missing. Serj saw her in his rear view mirror mouthing something obscene. He laughed and continued driving. Serj asked “So how long have you girls lived in Kenesaw?” Tori said “All my life really, I went to school here” Takun said “Not long, I’m a drifter really.. Moving from place to place.. Pretty much mooching off of people” Serj laughed and said “People like me?” Takun and Tori laughed.

When they arrived at Serj’s house, they were surprised to see a two story house. They all went inside. Serj turned the light on and everything looked completely ordinary. He had pictures of his family, and he had 2 cats prowling around the house. Tori said “I like your house!”
Takun said “Yeah. I wish I had a place like this” Serj said “Thank you, would you ladies like something to drink? Water, Soda, Wine? They both said “Wine!” Serj smiled and said “Okay!” the girls giggled and jumped on the couch. Serj came in with three glasses and a bottle of wine. “Enjoy!” Serj put on some music to lighten up the mood and sat between the two ladies. The girls both poured some wine for the each of them. Takun drank all the wine in the cup in one gulp. Serj and Tori looked at her wide eyed. Takun said “What?” Serj and Tori looked at each other and laughed. Serj asked “Takun, have you ever drank wine before?”
Takun said “ Yes.”
“Your lying.”
“So what? I’d bet you would lie too if the question embarrassed you.”
“Go ahead, TRY to embarrass me.”
“Have you ever kissed a girl before?”
“Yes.”
“Have you ever had sex with a girl?”
“Yes.”
“How many?”
“I don’t know”
“There’s the lie, right there! Did you see that Tori?!”
Tori says “Yup!”
Serj said “Hmm.. You got me there.” He shrugs and said “I guess that means your pretty experienced yourself.”
Takun said “You will have to find out for yourself”
Tori said “It’s common that people that are more inexperienced in kissing when they are less experienced in sex”
Serj leaned in on Tori to kiss her. Serj leaned in on Takun to kiss her. Serj said “Are you both interested in me?” Tori and Takun both agreed. All three of them came together and met lips. It didn’t take long for the girls to start taking off their clothes. They both stood up and took off the shirts, pants. They continued to make-out and then Serj took off his shirt. Takun was the first to rub on the bulge in Serj’s pants. Tori started kissing all over Serj’s neck. Then, Tori made eye contact with Takun and nodded. They both stood up at the same time and revealed their whole breast to Serj! Serj’s nose shot out blood. He ran to the kitchen. Tori and Takun followed him in there to find him with a paper towel to his nose. Tori asked “What’s wrong” Serj said in a muffled voice “I’ll be fine. I guess the excitement just got to me” Takun said “Oh so you were that excited just by these things” Takun hopped up and down and giggled her boobs. Serj stared at her and then Tori said “Yeah! What are so special about these?” Tori shook her chest from side to side.
Serj immediately turned to the girls and grabbed their boobs. “This has to the best moment... OF MY LIFE!” The girls laughed. Takun sat on the counter and said “Since we exposed ourselves, it looks like your going to have to return the favor” Tori bit her lip. Serj said “You girls got me pretty excited so take a look” Serj pulled down his pants along with his underwear. The girls’s jaw dropped and eyes widened a lot like when Serj laid down the hundred dollar bill at the Jitter Bug.
They dropped to their knees and began giving Serj head.

The End.; Points: 4 0 comments
Mystery Negger Jul 16, 2010: Have you ever been in a game where someone would keep negging people but you ant find out who it is? well thats exxactly whats happining to me in this game. Its very weird and the mystery negger keeps negging people without being completely honest about it. IF YOU ARE GOING TO NEG SOMEBODY TELL THEM YOU DID IT AND TELL THEM WHY! If you dont that just shows how much of a lyng coward you are not manning up to it.; Points: 18 4 comments
Day 4 Aug 15, 2008: Another tight spot!!! well i have two alliances that h8 each other... whats a guy to do right? well i try to even out the battle field but i dont think thats gonna be enough for me... and person b got nominated today and person c wants her out! bad beacause they got into a argument...... o and its a shame person b might have to go before some dumb floaters >:/ anyways comment and tell me what u think; Points: 0 2 comments
Day 3 Aug 14, 2008: well what did i tell u america? lolz the guy i first made an alliance with or aka "Person A" he got evicted. so me and person b r going to rule this game mwhahaha! lolz well... i guess thats what he gets for opening his mouth :)!!! well if ur reading this ty i really did only vote a 1 on u. :( srry; Points: 0 3 comments

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