My name is Mister Papaladopalopalous (pah-pah-lah-dah-pah-lah-pah-lis). I'm a shabby businessman frum Leicester, UK and I'm here to get wit sum fine ladies! I draw da ladies in with my signature fine pink get-up and I leave em heartbroken with my enchantin' blue eyes. Get ready for me, Im comin for ya.