I'm Jinkx Monsoon
I'm here to make your stepson swoon
I'm in it to win it, I'm fierce like a cougar
Rise to the challenge, get the judges saying "Ooh, girl!"
Rub-a-dub-dub, get in my tub
Mommy's gonna scrub down all of these SOBs
Yes, I'm Jinkx and I aim to please
If you don't believe me, check my knees