Once upon a time, my mom spread her legs, unleashing a sonic blast of importance, known as ME!!! I was awoken to a sheer noise of razor blades and spoons being clashed together. I crawl to the nearest point of light, i grab onto the nearest elongated scepter, held tight as to what i was grasping. The long object ZAPPED me with this electric dart that was a rainbow colaber. I WAS TURNED
INTO A LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!
Thank you and merry birthday and 5th of october!!!
