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Posts 182 posts

Decent Joke Apr 28, 2011
What do you call a threesome between me, Carlena (ladylizard), and Luke (kelerson)...
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A Crabby Patty! :P
Points: 44 10 comments
Girls Room? Apr 25, 2011
I am like no member of the girls room... I am far to badass and manly haha.
Points: 47 2 comments
Hmmm Apr 18, 2011
imageLadyLizard aka Crablena posted a blog that said ask me anything.  Me being a distinguished gentlemen asked, "What is your bra size."  She bullshitted around and didn't answer.  This leads me to a simple question... do crabs where bras?  This will take much research from all of tengaged search the internet and your homes for the necessary scientific proof that Crablena indeed wears a bra.

<----HAHAHAHA (first result when you put crab with bra on google)
Points: 14 2 comments
Future of Tengaged Apr 11, 2011
imageThis is what tengaged will look like!

If Crablena spreads further!
Points: 32 4 comments
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Apr 11, 2011
Crablena has a theme song!

Points: 26 1 comments
IMPORTANT NOTICE Apr 11, 2011
Rock_on sucked Crablena's pincers!!!

Now he is a hermit crab!
Points: 26 4 comments