Below are 3 quotes from journalists... that didn't think very well how to phrase their sentences.
1. "Watch with one eye and listen with the other"
2. "A dead man was found dead at the cemetery" (Wow... this sure is worth a big headline lol)
3. "We got an update... the player that left earlier because of an injury, was victim of a cranial fracture on his knee." (A CRANIAL fracture... on his KNEE... makes perfect sense to me)