Sometimes when I talk to myself, myself and I insult each other.
I just felt this "conversation" had to be shared.
Me: Maybe you should get some work done instead of watching F****** Harry Potter.
Myself: You can't say F****** Harry Potter! That's blasphemous. That's like taking the Lord's name in vain.
Me: ...You saying that IS taking the Lord's name in vain, idiot.
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