Last night I had this insane freakin' dream where I was riding this ab lounger down a steep mountain of gravel while being shot at by what I think were Centurions (Battlestar Galactica for all the tard fuckfaces out there). I tried doing crunches to steer it but all it ended up doing was kick up gravel which came into my mouth and the Centurions were laughing and yelled "Your 6 abdominal muscles are so strong that they end up being counterproductive! haha!!"
