I just found out that my birthday is National Failures Day. I'm wondering if I'm the one that has been destined to be a failure since birth or my mam was the failure for having me.
The days changed before I could play and I missed it because I visiting a sick family member in hospital. They're ok and thats more important then any game.
My dad is the stupidest man alive. We were both in the kitchen today and I was making eggs. He was at the fridge and I asked him to get me another egg. What does he do then ? The moron threw it at me. He did say catch but he threw it before he said anything. Thanks for getting egg on my t shirt dad
