Whats black and white but red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.
What do you call a vampire who's care brekes down seven miles from the blood bank? A cab!
Are you front Nashville? Cause your the only ten I see ;
How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Well their are some of my jokes. Hope you liked them. Donations are appreaceated.
I opened my blog thingy today and the avatar they gave me was a dude.... I'm not a dude so it's kinda strange. Their has to be some one who feels my pain right? like do they make the guys look like girls in this or something? Like to me this is just cruel XD
