Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
DONUTS
One time there was this guy that worked at Dunking Donuts when he was passing by these kids said "where so hungry mister could we have some more DONUTS?" then the man said okay then the kids got all the donuts and said we will also love a big donut and the man didn't know what that meant then they saw the kids on the sign big 3D donut and the man was like OH MY ******* MOTHER GOD so they meant that donut.
