A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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For those that don't know
Explanation of THE GAME:
Everyone is playing the game. A person cannot not play The Game; it does not require consent to play and one can never stop playing.
Whenever you think about the game. (in any way) You lose it. Of course once you lose you cannot lose again untill you Stop thinking about it
Losses must be announced to the world (or whoever you are near) to at least ONE person.
You can never actually win the game... You can just try not to lose for as long as possible... Though some people say during the time they were not losing they were winning.
Your best course of action is to just try to get as many people to lose as often as possible.
And if you really haven't heard of this or don't believe me... Look it up... millions play XD
Does not like the hacker came into my newly made group game and all of a sudden.... I got that stupid pic.... :((
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This game is ALL about the mind, to reach the top you must actually outPLAY, outWIT, and outLAST.
Challenges will be based on Logic, Skill, and Endurance.
Most of these challenges will be based on playing a game that relies on your logic/puzzle/timing skills. Take for instance THIS game… Not that they all will be very much like this. This is just a game of the similar type. http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/perfect-balance-3-last-trials
If I made you lose tick this and comment below! :DD
This game is ALL about the mind, to reach the top you must actually outPLAY, outWIT, and outLAST.