A random person knocked on my door and said trick or treat
Kid:trick or treat (giggles)
Me: go fuck a jackass dude it's march
Kid: so?
Me: go to your house before cops called
Kid: they can't do anything
Me: wait here
-10 minutes later cops come -
Cop: what's wrong
Me: there's a child going door to sort with a Halloween bucket looks raped and askibg for food and money but looks rich
Cop: really whee did he go?
Me: down there
Coo:I'll be back
Back 39 minutes later
Cop: ^i just had sex^
Me: what the fuck
Cop: he knows to have good male sex
Me: does he have pot too ^geez^
Cop: yea lets have sex
Me: sure?!??
Me: so he was getting undressed and in like hot body
Cop: thanks come suck my dick
Me: tastes like cherry
Cop: ahh refreshing so we made out
Me: my dick tastes good
Let's make it again let's get married
WTF