Previously... check the hashtag, I don’t want to make these any longer than they have to be.
Adele - 1 HOH 1 NOM
Beyoncé - 1 NOM
Cher - 1 HOH 1 NOM
Madonna - 1 POV
Rihanna
Cardi B - 2 POV 1 NOM
Camila Cabello
Celine Dion - 1 NOM
Lady Gaga
Ariana Grande
Nicki Minaj - 1 HOH
Lana Del Rey - 1 POV
16th - Toni Braxton (8-5) - 1 NOM
15th - Mariah Carey (8-4) - 1 NOM
14th - Taylor Swift (9-2) - 2 NOM
13th - Britney Spears (7-3) - 1 HOH 1 NOM
EPISODE 5 :
ALLIANCES -
Alliance #1 : Ariana, Camila, Celine, Cher, Lady G, Lana, Madonna
Alliance #2 : Lana & Madonna
Alliance #3 : Ariana, Lana & Madonna
Alliance #5 : Ariana, Lady G & Lana
AFTER EVICTION :
Lana, DR - I voted in the minority, but it’s not, like, I’m scared. I still have social connections... but it might be my shot to make a move to protect my game fully. I don’t feel... comfortable... anymore.
HOH :
Adele throws the competition, placing last.
Adele, DR - Throwing after surviving the block made SEEM dumb.... but the reason I’m on the block is because I’ve been a competition threat. If I cloud that image, that’s a good thing.
Nicki places 10th, Celine 9th, Lady G 8th, Ariana 7th, Madonna 6th, Beyoncé 5th.
Lana throws the competition at 4th.
Lana, DR - Camila is someone I trust, Cardi is targeting Nicki, and I don’t see a reason Rihanna would target me, so... I’m good for now. I think.
Cardi finishes 3rd, Camila 2nd.
CONGRATULATIONS RIHANNA, YOU ARE THE NEW HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD.
Rihanna, DR, HOH - I’ve flown under the radar, it’s my time to make moves and prove I’m in it to win it. Nobody can predict what I’m about to do, because I’m a Lone Ranger. I can do whatever I want... this is gonna be fun.
Madonna, DR - Rihanna is impossible to read. She’s been so discounted this entire time... I don’t know what to expect. And that’s dangerous.
Beyoncé, DR - I’m chill with RiRi... outside of the house. She’s a straight savage, so inside this house... I hope I’m safe, I have nothing towards her, that’s for certain.
NOMINATION CEREMONY :
Rihanna - I will pull one key, and that person is safe. They will pull the next key, until no keys are left. The 2 people keyless.... are NOMINATED.
First key... Ariana. You’re safe.
Second key... Camila.
Third key... Lana.
Fourth key... Adele.
Fifth key... Beyoncé.
Sixth key... Cardi.
Seventh key... Celine.
Eighth key... Cher.
Final key... Lady Gaga.
Rihanna - I have nominated you, Nicki. And you, Madonna. I just know you 2 have beef.... Madonna, you wanted Nicki out. I am here to squash beef and end pettiness. So, may the best woman win.
Nicki - REALLY?
Nicki, DR, Nominee - I’m not angry. A bit salty. I did NOTHING to deserve this. This is just the same old repercussions of Madonna’s crazy ass targeting me. This is tired.
Madonna, DR, Nominee - I’m unphased. Nicki has a big reputation. I feel safe against that. Still gonna go after Veto though.
VETO COMPETITION :
Players - Rihanna, Nicki, Madonna, Lady G (Rihanna’s Choice), Cher, Ariana.
MADONNA FINISHES LAST.
Madonna, DR, Nominee - I’d be lying if I said that was ideal. But I’m still not feeling out yet. I have a lot of fight left in me... trust me, America.
Lady G finishes 5th, Ari 4th, Cher 3rd.
Cher, DR - Would I have paid Madonna back for what she did to me? Can’t say, too hard to tell. Likely not... sorry. She got herself into this mess.
Nicki, DR, Nominee - This. Is. My. Time. To. Shine. I didn’t get this far to-
Nicki finishes second.
Congratulations, Rihanna! You have won the Golden Power Of Veto!
Rihanna - YESSS!
Rihanna, DR, HOH/POV - I have ALL the magic. I call ALL of the shots. It’s my time... to PROVE.... I am a player. Now, do I use it? Or do I discard it? Do I make big firework waves... or do I minimize the blood on my hands? Decisions, decisions...
VETO MEETING :
Rihanna - Ladies, If you have any cases to make for why I should use on you... do it now.
Nicki - I’m loyal and honest 100% of always.
Madonna - Thank you for making this time enjoyable...
Rihanna - After much deliberation... I’m not using this. Sorry.
Madonna - ****.
Nicki - Shady snake.
Rihanna, DR, HOH - I decided since I won both comps this week, using it would be literally doing the most... literally the most POSSIBLE, so... I just didn’t. I made my presence known... that’s enough, I’d say.
Nicki, DR, Nominee - Knowing my time could be coming to the end is HEARTBREAKING. Hopefully Madonna just quits, her veto speech sounded pretty defeatist. Nicki Minaj doesn’t PLAY for PRE-JURY. Nicki Minaj plays to win.
Madonna, DR, Nominee - I feel okay. Being nominated isn’t fun, but... I didn’t come here to win, I came for an experience like no other, and I PLAY to win. I didn’t COME expecting an easy win. But I PLAY to win... so I’m 50/50 with my disappointment..
*IN THE BACKYARD*
*Lana and Cher are chilling in the hammock*
Lana - What do you think?
Cher - Madonna did save me with Veto just a couple of weeks ago...
Lana - I’m voting with you.
Cher, DR - I might have some more influence over Lana than I accounted for. I do know she has some influence over others, so getting her to keep Madonna might be a start for me.
Cher whispers - Nicki is just a beast. Strategically and physically. She makes jury, she can make it to the end.
Lana, DR - Madonna is older... Nicki is an honest player, and that means she can have influence over people who trust her. She could be a MUCH bigger threat. I don’t know, though... it’s a hard choice to call. But I do trust Cher.
EVICTION :
Speeches -
Nicki - I am loyal, I am honest. I am a fighter. Don’t kill my fire so prematurely. Thank you.
Cardi - [CENSOR] you, bitch.
Madonna - I am 60 years old. I am keeping up with you 25 year olds. I think I deserve to make it just a bit longer. I hope you can give me just a little bit longer. I am an honest player, a true player and will be loyal to those I vow loyalty to. Thank you.
Ariana - Ne-
*Beyoncé glares at Ariana, who doesn’t finish her statement*
VOTES :
Adele - I evict Madonna, sorry darling.
Ariana - I evict Madonna.
Beyoncé - I vote to evict Nicki Minaj. Sorry.
Camila - I evict Nicki.
Cardi - I GLADLY VOTE TO EVICT THE UGLY WITCH, NICKI MINAJ.
Celine - I evict Nicki.
Cher - I vote to evict Nicki.
Lady G - I sadly am voting to evict... Nicki.
Lana - I evict Nicki.
Julie - BY A VOTE OF 7... TO 2... NICKI, YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED FROM THE DIVA HOUSE.
Nicki - Big mistake.
Cardi - HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH, BIIIITCH....
Nicki - Seriously, [CENSOR] CARDI, YOU ARE A TERRIBLE [CENSOR] I HOPE YOU GET [EXTENDED CENSOR] YOU ARE AWFUL, A TRUE [CENSOR] NIGHTMARE, AND IM WIDE [CENSOR] AWAKE. FAT ASS [CENSOR] *snatches her bag and storms out the door*
*Cardi smirks*
*Beyoncé sips her wine*
12th - Nicki Minaj (7-2) - 1 HOH 1 NOM
Julie - You all have reached the jury portion of the game... meaning a double eviction... is underway.
