Previously... check the hashtag, I don’t want to make these any longer than they have to be.
Adele - 1 HOH
Beyoncé
Cher
Madonna
Rihanna
Cardi B
Camila Cabello
Mariah Carey
Celine Dion - 1 NOM
Lady Gaga
Ariana Grande
Nicki Minaj
Lana Del Rey - 1 POV
Britney Spears
Taylor Swift
16th - Toni Braxton (8-5) - 1 NOM
EPISODE 2 :
ALLIANCES -
Alliance #1 : Ariana, Camila, Celine, Cher, Lady Gaga, Lana, Madonna
Alliance #2 : Lana, Madonna
Alliance #3 : Ariana, Lana, Madonna
Alliance #5 : Ariana, Lady, Lana
BEFORE THE HOH COMP, AFTER EVICTION :
Mariah, DR - So... me and Nicki have a bit a history, BUT we did vote together, to my knowledge, so... we voted in the majority, so it only makes sense to... NOT complicate things, and just repair our relationship.
-Mariah approaches Nicki-
Mariah, whispering - I think we should just bury our hatchet and stay chill with each other, as we are currently in the majority-
*Nicki nods, smiling*
Nicki, DR - I don’t trust Mariah. But alright.
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD COMPETITION :
Celine finishes last.
Celine, DR - I.. am ashamed of myself. I did so good the first competition, and now I’m getting worse and worse... and I’ve ALREADY been nominated. It’s so frustrating. I’m embarrassed.
Cardi, Ariana, Camila, Madonna, Beyoncé, Rihanna, Lady G, Britney, Lana & Taylor all lose.
The competition is down to Mariah, Nicki & Cher.
Mariah finishes 3rd.
Cher finishes 2nd.
CONGRATULATIONS, NICKI, YOU ARE THE NEW HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD.
Cardi cringes.
Cardi, DR - A little known fact is that me and Nicki Minaj do not get along. So THIS... THIS MAY BE A BIT OF A PROBLEMO.... FOR CARDI B. But it’s okay, I’ll be making more hits than her anyway. She’s tired.
Mariah, DR - I think I picked a good time to repair my relationship with her, right?! Haha... I’m psychic. *sips wine*
Nicki, DR, Head Of Household - Well, look who’s in power now. I think a few people are nervous. I think a few people SHOULD be nervous. I am ON TOP. That’s where a Queen should be.
NOMINATION CEREMONY :
Nicki - I will pull the first key, and that person is safe, and they will pull the next key, until everyone besides TWO PEOPLE get a key, and they are on the block.
First key... Rihanna.
Second key... Cher.
Third key... Lady G.
Fourth key... Lana.
Fifth key... Britney.
Sixth key... Camila.
Seventh key... Beyoncé.
Eighth key... Taylor.
Ninth key... Adele.
Tenth key... Madonna.
Eleventh key... Celine.
*Ariana begins to tense up, confused*
Twelfth key...
*Camera zooms in on Mariah, who looks as though she’s about to burst out laughing*
*Cardi looks unhappy*
Final key... Ariana.
Ariana - F**king THANK YOU.
Nicki - Sorry, Cardi. But you threw a shoe at me. You’re f***ing psychotic. Mariah, you can try to mend fences all you want, all you are is a washed up old bitch who is jealous that her time is done.
Cardi - Can say the same thing about you.
Nicki - And that’s why you’re on the block and I’m Head Bitch In Charge, bitch. *takes her key box, and stomps away from the table*
*Mariah is smirking lightly, unphased*
Mariah, DR, Nominee - I am not surprised. I thought maybe my deal with her would save me in this situation, but... she does petty, I do pretty.
Cardi - JEALOUS... BITCH!
Cardi, DR, Nominee - I’m not unhappy, I’ll be happy if I get evicted and never have to see her ugly ass ever again, okurrrrr! I’m the one releasing hit after hit as her tired ass is doing Ariana collabs to cling to her faded relevancy.
Ariana, DR - Her saving me ‘til the very end really sketched me out. She’s my sis... why is she doing that to me, I swear to God I almost had a heart attack...
Nicki, DR, HOH - I’m a sharp shooter. I want one of them out. Which one? I don’t care. Do a coin flip or something. But the noms gotta stay the same.
Nicki, DR, HOH - As much as I want the nominees to stay the same, I know the target that comes with winning too much... I’ll take the chances, THANK YOUUUU.
Lana, DR - After last time... I think I don’t want to win this. It’s too much too soon.
Lana finishes 5th.
Mariah finishes 4th. Ariana finishes 3rd.
Adele, DR - It’s a bit too late to not be seen as a threat, so I’m going all in.
Adele finishes 2nd.
CONGRATULATIONS CARDI, YOU HAVE WON THE GOLDEN POWER OF VETO.
Cardi - YOU TRIED IT, ****ING BITCH.
*Nicki rolls her eyes, and whispers something to Ariana*
Cardi, DR, POV/NOMINEE - OKURRRR. LOOK AT THAT, NICKI MINAJ. YOU TRIED ME ANNND YOU FAILED. HA. HA HA HA. She best be shaking in her boots, because I’m coming at her.
Nicki, DR, HOH - Cardi is annoying, I shouldn’t have thrown, but... I also have plan Mariah in full force, so... I’m not phased by this.
Mariah, DR, Nominee - I always have tricks up my sleeve. Nicki is obviously targeting me, but.. never count Mariah out. I always have comebacks.
VETO MEETING :
Cardi - Okay, so.. this tired ass ex successful rapper now flop who can’t even get a number one album anymore in 2019 tried to get me out... she failed. I’m using the Veto on myself. Nicki, have fun getting more blood on your hands by naming a replacement nominee because you failed as an HOH as you did as a rapper. *Cardi sits down, smiling*
Nicki - Taylor, we haven’t talked too much. Sorry, you’re just a pawn.
Mariah - Ha!
Taylor, DR, Nominee - I can’t say that I’m shocked... if she nominated me right away, I would be. But knowing she was targeting Cardi & Mariah, after Cardi won Veto, I did lowkey expect it. I just gotta hope I stay now, I guess.
*IN THE KITCHEN, LATER*
Lady is whispering to Camila and Adele - Isn’t that CRAZY.
Camila - Totally, they really go at it.
Lady, DR - So far I’ve kept it lowkey, but I realize that being lowkey isn’t good social game. I need to make sure I play the game, not vise versa. Talking to the house more is a good first step.
*IN THE HOH ROOM*
-Taylor & Nicki are sitting next to each other-
Nicki, DR, HOH - I called Taylor in to explain the situation and explain my side, and EXPLAIN I didn’t have a plan B, and she isn’t apart of some conspiracy.
Taylor - I understand why I’m up, i don’t think this is apart of some conspiracy.
Nicki, DR, HOH - It didn’t take much explaining, apparently I wasn’t very subtle.
Taylor, whispers - But, why me?
Nicki - You’re the Queen of pop.. *CUT TO ARIANA IN THE KITCHEN* who doesn’t love Taylor Swift? *CUT TO RIHANNA IN THE BACKYARD*
Taylor, whispers - Literally a lot of people.
Taylor, DR, Nominee - Apparently Nicki thinks I’m friends with these people and I’d be a good pawn... but I haven’t had the best past with certain divas in the house. I just have to hope at this point Mariah is more problematic than me.
*LATER*
-Madonna knocks on the HOH room door-
Nicki - Come innnn!
Madonna walks in - Why were you talking to Taylor privately earlier?
Nicki - I..
Madonna - You can’t just nominate someone and then be their best friend.
Nicki - I think that’s a bit of a stretch, sweetie. I was just-
Madonna - Dont call me sweetie.
Madonna, DR - It’s post veto, so I don’t have to play nice. I think Nicki is fake. I think she might’ve pawned Taylor because she has a secret F2, and she just thinks that can fool us. Nope. It can’t. It doesn’t fool Madonna.
Nicki - I was just explaining to her why she was nominated, it was a 2 minute conversation.
Madonna - I’m just telling you what the house thinks. They found it shady.
*IN THE DINING ROOM*
-Everyone is just relaxing, eating-
*IN THE HOH ROOM*
Nicki - You can go, sweetie. You can go.
Madonna - You can go, sweetie. Next week YOU can go, cuz you aren’t playing in HOH.
Nicki - Oh so you think your 55 year old ass can win? CUTE. GOODBYE.
Nicki, DR, HOH - Madonna came into my HOH room accusing me of being an F2 with Taylor Swift because of a 2 second conversation explaining why I nominated her? Talk about delusional.
Madonna, DR - If Nicki wants Mariah gone so bad... maybe I want her to stay.... *smiles*
EVICTION :
Taylor - Everyone. I want to start out by saying hello to Meredith and Olivia, my dear cats. I want to say hey to Joe, my wonderful boyfriend supporting me on this journey. I came in here looking for some fun and an adventure. And that’s what I’ve gotten. You wonderful women have me inspired and amazed, and you truly shown to America that women can hold each other up rather than take each other down. We may have our drama, but it ends in smiling and laughter. I hope you want me to stay on this amazing adventure. Thank you.
Mariah - That was some extra [CENSORS], I’m just gonna safe keep me safe, I’m loyal. *puts sunglasses on*
VOTES :
Adele - I vote to evict Mariah.
Ariana, dry tears in her eyes - I’m sorry, you’re my inspiration but I really have to evict Mariah.
Beyoncé - I vote to evict Miss Swift.
Britney - I vote to evict Taylor.
Camila - I evict Mariah.
Cardi - I vote to evict Mariah.
Celine - I evict Mariah.
Cher - Bye bye Mariah Carey.
Lady G - I evict Taylor.
Lana - I evict.... Mariah.
Madonna - I evict TAYLOR.
Rihanna - I vote to evict Mariah.
BY A VOTE OF 8 TO 4... MARIAH, YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED FROM THE DIVA HOUSE.
Mariah - *cackles* you women are sooooo screwed. *leaves the house without hugging anybody, and she just leaves the house laughing* y’all dumb.
