Adele
Beyoncé
Cher
Madonna
Rihanna
Cardi B
Toni Braxton
Camila Cabello
Mariah Carey
Celine Dion
Lady Gaga
Ariana Grande
Nicki Minaj
Lana Del Rey
Britney Spears
Taylor Swift
HOH #1, Going Bananas - they all gotta hang onto them bananas :
LANA DROPS FIRST, throwing the challenge.
Lana, DR - I’m in multiple alliances, so spiritually, I don’t want to blow my chances by playing my cards too quick. First HOH is NOT good for my game.
Beyoncé, Mariah, Britney, Cher, Toni, Camila, Taylor, Rihanna, Madonna, Cardi, Lady & Celine all drop one by one. The top 3 in the challenge is Adele, Ariana & Nicki.
Ariana finishes third.
Ariana, DR - I did go for it, but I guess it’s better I didn’t win. A target this early is bad for my game! I proved I was strong, but not the strongest... duh!
Nicki drops, meaning the first HBIC Head Of Household is ADELE!
Adele, DR, Head Of Household - This is so cool! How charming! I’m the Head Bitch In Charge right now! I get to call all of these shots! These Diva’s won’t know what hit em! It’s like Grammy night all over again!
Lana, DR - I’m in no alliance with Adele, so I’m not 100% sure I feel safe with her. She’s definitely not my ideal candidate for first HOH...
NOMINATION CEREMONY :
Adele - I will pull the first key, which means that Diva is safe, they will pull the next key, and so on, and so forth...
First key... Lana.
Second key... Mariah.
Third key... Nicki.
Fourth key... Beyoncé.
Fifth key... Madonna.
Sixth key... Ariana.
Seventh key... Cardi.
Eighth key... Taylor.
Ninth key... Britney.
Tenth key... Rihanna.
Eleventh key... Camila.
Twelfth key... Cher.
Final key... Lady G.
Adele - I have nominated you, Toni. And you, Celine. Toni, we just didn’t connect very well... nothing personal. Celine, I feel less close to you than I do the other Diva’s, and you almost won HoH... it’s just a game.
Celine - **** you.
*Toni pouts*
Celine, DR, Nominee - I am livid. I’m very bitter. I PAVED THE WAY for artists such as Adele, and this is how she repays me? This. Means. WAR.
Toni, DR, Nominee, pouting - I didn’t come on here to get a lower placement than Tamar.
Adele, DR, Head Of Household - Celine was clearly fuming at me. Toni wasn’t happy as well. I don’t really get it, though, I had to nominate somebody, and we’re all rich anyways... why be so upset?
Lana, DR - I’m safe, so that’s good... that’s the main priority, but the problem is... I’m aligned with both nominees... so I don’t know how to go forward without stepping on toes.
Lady, DR - Being chosen as Toni’s Houseguest choice OF COURSE is a concern. I don’t want our alliance to be exposed, but... I do think it’s the clear alternative than to picking someone you don’t trust.
VETO COMP : In The Balance - they gotta make it balance.
Celine finishes last.
Celine, DR, Nominee - It’s disheartening to, not only lose, but get LAST. I wanted to save myself. And after doing so well in the first competition, that’s a target on my back... it sucks!
Ariana & Lady get 5th & 4th.
It comes down to Adele, Toni & Lana.
Toni, DR, Nominee - This could be Game changing if I can pull this off...
Toni finishes 3rd.
Toni, DR, Nominee - I don’t pull it off... but it ain’t no thing. I trust the people I’m with, and God willing, I can pull through.
Adele finishes 2nd.
CONGRATULATIONS, LANA, YOU HAVE WON THE GOLDEN POWER OF VETO.
Lana, DR, Veto Winner - I- didn’t want to win. Necessarily. I didn’t throw it, I had to give my best effort, but.... now, I have to step on some peoples toes.
Toni, DR, Nominee - I am OVERJOYED Lana won. Now she can use the Veto on me, and I can be one step closer to winning this thing. Tamar, I hope you’re proud.
VETO MEETING :
Lana - I’d like to give both nominees a chance to plead your cases. Toni, you can go first.
Toni - Hey, I know Tamar was a big player on CBB2, but I am NOT her. I am not messy, I am Toni. I hope you can realize how close I was to saving myself and reward me for my effort. I want to be here, thank you.
Celine - I think I shouldn’t be up on this block, and I’d owe you loyalty if you used it on me.
Lana - Thank you, ladies... I have decided... NOT to use the Power Of Veto. I just feel equally spiritually conflicted with the both of you. Sorry. Good luck.
*Toni’s jaw drops, visibly upset*
*Celine pouts and shakes it off*
Toni - Lana, you’re a ******* snake.
Toni, DR, Nominee, Sobbing - I didn’t plan on getting first evicted. I didn’t plan on being blindsided so soon. What the hell is this?
Toni - Lana, you’re done. You’re cancelled, I don’t respect you anymore. ****! *STORMS INTO HER BEDROOM*
Celine, DR, Nominee - I got my anger out ages ago. I have Grammy’s, I’m not gonna lose swear over a silly game. *puts sunglasses on and pouts*
Lana, DR - I didn’t use the Veto, and... for Celine the response was respectful... Toni went off. So, I guess that could be a deciding factor in this week’s outcome for me.
Adele, DR, HOH - The Veto wasn’t used. Perfect. No more blood on my hands. Easy week!
*IN THE BATHROOM*
-Beyoncé is combing her hair, Adele walks over-
Adele - Hey, sis, can I use some of your face cream?
Beyoncé - Sure, you did give me some of your Grammy, so.. *hands her her face cream, and turns away*
*Adele drops the face cream and it goes all over the floor, Beyoncé turns her head, and gasps*
Beyoncé, DR - My dear fellow artist Adele used my face cream and dropped it all over the floor... I feel... attacked. I feel as though she’s irresponsibly drunk with power. I can sense it. She wants a reaction.
Adele - I’m sooo sorry.
Beyoncé, smiling - It’s okay, sweetie.
Beyoncé, DR - She isn’t getting one.
Adele, DR, HOH - I just dropped Beyoncé’s anti aging face cream all over the bathroom floor... I’m MORTIFIED.
*IN THE BACKYARD*
Celine, talking to Britney - ***************. (Her lawyer’s sued the editors for defamation so we can’t air this comment)
*Britney’s jaw is dropped. She gets up and goes into the kitchen*
Britney, DR - I’m in shock... I can’t believe Celine Dion just said that vile vulgar thing.
Britney, whispering to Taylor & Mariah - I swear to God she just said that.
Mariah - I don’t know her, then. *walks away*
Mariah, DR - I know shade. I throw shade. Celine is disgusting for what she said. It was inappropriate and distasteful. Maybe we need her in the house if she keeps getting herself in trouble like that.
EVICTION NIGHT :
Julie - Both of you have a chance to say why you think you should stay. Toni, you may go first.
Toni - Hey y’all... I came here determined to give it my all and play the game. Tamar made it look like it came easy and natural, definitely stressful. I found my footing though, and I know I’ll play a loyal game if you keep me. So, thank you.
Ariana, mumbling - Next.
Celine - Houseguests. I’ve had a career spanning from over 20 years. This has tried me more in a couple of days than anything has tried me ever. I almost won first Head Of Household, and I think that proves I am a fighter. I might’ve failed at POV, my one chance of saving my own self, but this can be your chance to pay it forward and be my net. If you all consider saving me now I WILL fight for you. I will be your champion... and my heart may go on outside of this house, my soul will be tarnished. Don’t tarnish my soul-
Julie - Celine, we are live. Please wrap this up.
Celine - Sorry, Ms. Moonves. Save me, divas!
VOTES :
Ariana - I vote to evict Toni. Sorry.
Beyoncé - I vote to evict Celine, I don’t care one way or the other.
Britney - I vote to evict Toni.
Camila - I evict Celine.
Cardi - I evict Celine.
Cher - I vote to evict Toni.
Lady - I sadly vote to evict Toni..
Lana - I vote to evict.... Celine.
Madonna - i evict Toni, I guess!
Mariah - I vote to evict Toni.
Nicki - I sadly vote to evict Toni.
Rihanna - I evict Celine.
Taylor - I vote to evict Toni.
Julie - By a vote... of 8 to 5... Toni, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.
*Lana goes to hug Toni*
Toni - Get the fu- [CENSORS BLEEP HER EXPLOSIVE SPEECH] *Storms Out of the House, people applauding on her way out*
Beyoncé, DR - My dear fellow artist Adele used my face cream and dropped it all over the floor... I feel... attacked. I feel as though she’s irresponsibly drunk with power. I can sense it. She wants a reaction.
Lmao what a queen