As the officer approaches your window, shout at the top of your lungs "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE" so he knows you're dead serious
As you are getting your license and registration, make sure to say "Say hello to my little friend" letting him know the little picture of you on your ID is also his friend
When the officer asks "do you know how fast you were going" reply with "I do not, but let me show you how fast I can really go" and floor it
