Hey y'all, it's me, Jon McG, to some as MotherByerk on the gaming platform ROBLOX. Now, I've just recently participate on the game GHETTO TAR 26, hosted by Christian_! But let me tell ya, this was the ever so WORST experience of my LIFE (can i get a thoughts and prayers in the comments). LEt me tell you about the experience...
When I spawned in, ready to become the next winner, i was atrociously ATTACKED by a duranged and mischevious BEAR, out for blood, and my spot in the game!!! I was in FEAR for my life, trying to survive, while some people tinkled in the porta potties, safe from the animals claws. I saw 5 campers lose their life that day, their sacrifice not to be in vein of my success. I was able to survive long enough to being the first task set by the host: go to the SPA!!!
This turned out to be a nightmare, nightmare, NIGHTMARE.
I was one of the last few to pick their vehicle, mine being yellow since yellow is in fact THE best color, and headed off to the location which i had no where to find! I was SICK to my stomach, but trecked thru the forest in my fun fun vehicle thing before approaching a fork in the road. One trail lead to the Volcano, the other went somewhere else only the uglies went, (it was so ugly i forgot what it was) and made the BIGGEST mistake of my LIFE, not turning at a cute angle, and therefore CRASHED my vehicle, in bloody MURDER, in a pit!
I was then lead to start running to the next vehicle spawn station, hoping to at least get a new ride before coming in last, when the host announced 2 PEOPLE in last place would not be continuing the competiton. I was in SHOCK. ABSOLUTE SHOCK, when i heard this news. I DID NOT SIGN UP TO BE A DOUBLE BOOT, SINCE I WOULD GET LESS CONFESSIONALS AND A WORSE EDGIC RATING.
Anyways, continuing my extravagent journey to the spa, which of course i was going to arrive in time, using the lake as a vessel of swimming, i was the told that there was only 1 SPOT LEFT between bryan, yoshi, and myself. Yoshi gave up in UTTER deFEAT, claiming he ahdn't even LEFT THE STARTING POINT, due to problems with his motor, leading the race to be between myself and Br-
"Bryan has checked in, meaning Yoshi and Jon, you are the last to check in, and unfortunately, are eliminated."
I
Had
To
Blink.
Eliminated?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 1st?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
He couldn't do that, could he??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!
In utter SHOCK once again, the cast left me behind, while i eventually made it to the checkpoint, all by myself, with not even the cameras there to watch me. It was disgusting. And when I thought i has lost it all, I was attack by OTHER BEAR, who then RIPPED MY BODY INTO 56 PIECES!!!!!
I am deceased, thanks to the producers at GHETTO TAR.
My lawyers will be in contact.
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Also as first boot, my CAMEO request are going to only be the STEAL of a price at 35$ USD !!! get them now, only 10 slots open!!!
