💔 losers and 👏 haters, 😡 but 🍑 my 👨 I.Q. is 💦 one 😤 of 💦 the 👏 highest 🔊 -and 👏 you 👈 all 💯 know 💭 it! 💯 Please 🙏 don't 🚫 feel 😁 so 💯 stupid 💩 or 💁 insecure,it's not 🚫 your 👏 fault 🐱
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When I 👦was in ✅school 🏢 I used🔔 to have an IQ 💪of 15🔙♿. My classmates 🙋used to harass 😫😥me👦 for not being😢 that smart💪. But since 2⃣0⃣1⃣3⃣, my life😎 has changed🆕. My IQ is now 195 😍and it increases🔝 by 5 every time I👦 sit down on Sunday💡 nights🔭 to watch😵 this one show🎦. It is called📶 Rick and Morty🍑. Because of that, I👦 get all the girls 👧and people🙊 are always comparing 🔛me to Albert Einstein👴, some even say🙅 that I 👦am the cure🙆 for cancer💀. When the government 👮found out that I 👦watch Rick and Morty🍑, they showed🚗 up to my👦 residence🏯 and took 😣me to a secret😯 facility 🌆to take an exam📖. The exam 📖was about explaining 😑all the jokes😂😂😂😂 in Rick and Morty 🍑and I had to answer 😋each question ❓❓in all currently spoken languages🌎. Since I watched 💿Rick and Morty🍑, I👦 didn't 🚫have🈶 any problems😔 and I completed it in 30 minutes😥😥😫😰. The next day🕛, I 👦got to see the results🎰 and I 👦passed🏃 the exam📖 with a score💡 of 100%😂😍😍. They gave me👦 the title "Smartest 💪Man💃 in Existence". Guess I👦 am out of this world🌍🌍🌍.
