You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: Asl?
Stranger: 12 m Nj... u?
You: 15 m nj... aren't you a little young for this site?
Stranger: Stfu.
You: Anyway... whats your name?
Stranger: Brandon... you?
You: Jb. Watch big brother?
Stranger: I love it! <3 kevin!
You: OMG so do I! I watch it with my cousin brandon all the time.
Stranger: That's a little weird... wait... what color hair does your cousin have?
You: Brownish, why?
Stranger: ITS BRANDON YOU IDIOT.
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