A blonde text's her bf say wat does IDK stand 4? He rep;ied saying I Dont Know. She replied sayin OMG nobody knows!!!
I'v been given some terrible news. she would like to deal with this in peace but wants to know: Did everyone else know Santa isn't real?
I dont have an attitude problem. People hav a problem with my attitude.
two chickens in a field. the first chicken says "im thirsty" the second one says " aaaahhhh! a talking chicken!"
Friends..........Friends are like butt cheeks.Crap might separate them, But they always come back together
Lil' Johnny said 2 his mom "mom can little girls have baby's?" she said "no" he said"phew" , ran outside and said 2 his friends "we can play that game again!"
We're friends. You smile, I smile. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I find a new friend!!
not every flower can say love,but a rose can. not every plant survives thirst,but a cactus can. not every retard can read,but BLESS look at you having a go!!
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
I had a car accident today - the other driver was a midget. When she got out of the car, she said "I'm not happy!" So I said, "Which one are you then?"
woman helping hubby set up computer, 4 a password, hubby types PENIS-wife falls off chair laughing when the computer replied PASSWORD REJECTED.NOT LONG ENOUGH.
1. LMFAO XD
2. I dont get it......
3. Very clever ;)
4. LMFAO XD
5. True but disgusting XD
6. I dont get it.......
7. Abit Harsh XD
8. LMFAO XD I feel offended XD
9. Good question.... I will just go try it out.... hold on ;)
10. ROFL XD I had to read it again to get it though ;)
11. LO LOL LOL
