This happened today;
Okay I was in class
So I got bored cause the never teaches us shit so I was texting
AND THIS BITCH
Is like
OH MY GAWDDD MALLORY HAS A PHONE
I put my phone in my jacket pocket and said What phone? o_o
and she's like THE ONE IN YOUR POCKET
So I'm like
Stfu I have no phone
Then left cause she annoyed me