my status:: "howdy do. Am i as bored as you? But wait, how do i know that youre bored to? Cows go moo. You smell like poo. Youre like gum on the bottom of my shoe. Ghosts say BOO! You belong in the zoo. But yet, i still love you!" ... thanks Bailey, lovely poem to receive at 4:55 in the morning .. ♥ love you too.! :) — with Bailey Hose.
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Bailey - our phones must not like each other...i sent that yesterday at 6:04 pm. i was sleeping away at that time this morning... and i know...im a poetic genious. ;)
Wednesday at 12:42pm via mobile · Like
Hailey - haha, i think they really do. i send things to you and you get them months later and send me texts back like "why'd you send me that?!" it can get really confusing sometimes. lol
about an hour ago · Like · 1
Bailey - yeah..but its easy to confuse you...
about an hour ago · Like
Hailey - nuhhh uhhh.
about an hour ago · Like
Bailey - yes. it. is.
about an hour ago · Like
Hailey - no it isn't. losser.
about an hour ago · Like
Bailey - SEEEE! your spelling teacher even confused you.
about an hour ago · Like
Hailey - i was actually making fun of you, you wrote it like that before, but you must forget from all those drugs they gave you in the hospital. ;)
about an hour ago · Like
Bailey - now youre just trying to make excuses for yourself. and i remembered something yesterday about surgery...its all coming back to me now...wanna hear it? good. cause your going to anyway. i swear that Jason Aldean was in the OR with me...so that right there is proof enough that i wasnt on anything too strong.
about an hour ago · Like
Hailey - excuses? you are just trying to make things funny.
47 minutes ago · Like
Bailey - its not funny. its TRUE!!! he ws right there beside me. he put the oxygen mask on my face.
44 minutes ago · Like
Hailey - whatever you say druggie.
44 minutes ago · Like
Bailey -Hose youre just jealous cause you didnt have surgery that day and Jason Aldean couldve been with you.
44 minutes ago · Like
Hailey - it may have been in your dreams..
43 minutes ago · Like
Bailey - HE WAS THERE!!!! YOU WERENT!!! how would you know? Zac Brown was too. he was folding stuff over in the corner of the OR.
42 minutes ago · Like
Hailey - you werent there either!!! you were somewhere in la la land. with jason aldean and zac brown... who else was there? luke bryan?
41 minutes ago · Like
Bailey - no, he wasnt there. ;( Dr. DUMB-koski was there... i think.
39 minutes ago · Like
Hailey - i bet he was the one you thought was jason aldean...
33 minutes ago · Like
Bailey - and dr king was Zac Brown i suppose...? hmmmmmm!
32 minutes ago · Like
Hailey - yes. you remember now..
19 minutes ago · Like
Bailey - no...imjust going along with what youre telling me... i KNOW im not nuts. i KNOW wat i saw. I KNOW that they were in there.
14 minutes ago · Like
Hailey - oky ibelif yuh, ths is waT uour riteeng luks lyke. ar yuh ohk?
11 minutes ago · Like
Hailey - and you definately ARE. NUTS.
11 minutes ago · Like
Bailey - my keys are stickingreally bad. especiallythe space bar.
10 minutes ago · Like
Hailey - HAHA, okay.
10 minutes ago · Like
Hailey - justwondering.
9 minutes ago · Like
Bailey - shutupjerk
9 minutes ago · Like
Bailey - youaresuchamoronfortryingtofigureoutwhatthissays
8 minutes ago · Like
Bailey - wannaknowhowcooliam?ididntevenhavetotrytoreadthatilookedatitandknewexactlywhatitsaidandimnotcomingbackmondayimtakinganothertwoweeksoffhahahahahahahahahahahaha
6 minutes ago · Like
Hailey -notcoolatallbecauseijustreadthatoneandknewitexactlytoosoobviouslynotthatcoolandgoodidontneedyoutocomebackyoucanjuststayhomeandbeaboringoldcatladyandsleepalldaydoitidontcareivesurvivedwithoutyouthislongohwhybothercomingbacknextyear
2 seconds ago · Like
Bailey -imnotcomingbackeverimonhomeboundtherestofmylifeifigooutinpublicmycystwillcomebackandiwillformadhesionsandpossiblybecomeincontientandpeemyself
5 minutes ago · Like
