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Gallaz

Gallaz's blog

  1. Funny Joke
  2. This key has been there FOREVER
  3. I just need one more karma for yellow!
  4. What do tigers dream of?
  5. Final 10 so far, day 3
  6. Stride Mystery Flavour Gum
  7. Why is captain crunch so expensive?
  8. Saboteur was a FLOP!
  9. HTC Evo or iPhone...or Blackberry?!
  10. Orange Pie should be a thing
  11. Some more real, funny similes written by students..
  12. Real, funny similes written by students on essays
  13. Fantastic Mr Fox
  14. I less than 3 chicken wings <3
  15. Funny Wordplay 2
  16. Funny Wordplay
  17. Practice games links w/ 2 new games :)
  18. Do your homework :)
  19. Britney? Kathy? Related?
  20. Favourite Pokemon?
  21. Who. Wants. To Party?
  22. Favourite Big Brother housemate of all time?
  23. Caramilk Secret
  24. Clothes
  25. Match 3 Practice game?
  26. Edward or Jacob?
  27. Lol, if these dont get you laid, i dont know what..
  28. RIP Pilsbury Dough Boy
  29. How do they get the bubbles in pop?!
  30. Out of the 6 800 000 000 people on this..
  31. Anybody have a gmilf? :)
  32. Poem :)
  33. Practice games link
  34. Dear pluto,
  35. How good is your username?
  36. My first key :)
  37. By eating cows, we're saving cows
  38. MMM......Chicken Wangs!
  39. I less than three Ogden Nash
  40. Deal or no deal sucks!

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Fantastic Mr Fox Jul 16, 2010
imageHere's a movie that is very underappreciated. Its obvious to look at the trailers for it and assume its a kids movie, but that is not the case.

It is beautifully directed by Wes Anderson, you know, the guy who made movies such as "The Royal Tennenbaums" and "The Darjeeling Limited".

It is hilarious, and if you havent seen it, you SHOULD, because this movie deserves to be watched :)
Points: 9 0 comments
I less than 3 chicken wings <3 Jul 16, 2010
imageI know I already posted a blog like this, but COME ON, they're CHICKEN WINGS! They deserve it! :)
Points: 6 0 comments
Funny Wordplay 2 Jul 16, 2010
Here's some more :)

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft & I'll show
you A-flat miner..

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully
recovered.

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France,
resulted in Linoleum Blownapart

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge i t.

A calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
('Taint none of it mine lately!!)

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never
developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be
exposed in the end.

When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she
thought she'd dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Points: 9 2 comments
Funny Wordplay Jul 16, 2010
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

Police were called to a day care
where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was
Sir Cumference.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was
a small medium at large.

A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.

A thief fell & broke his leg in wet cement.
He became a hardened criminal.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts;
in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
Points: 20 2 comments
Practice games links w/ 2 new games :) Jul 16, 2010
Now including Endurance and Words!

If you guys wanna practice the games :)

Numbers
http://www.tengaged.com/microgames/Numbers.swf?v=18

Deal or no Deal
http://www.tengaged.com/microgames/Deal.swf?v=18

Wheel Of Fortune
http://www.tengaged.com/microgames/Wof.swf?v=18

Match 3
http://www.tengaged.com/microgames/MatchThree.swf?v=18

Endurance
http://www.tengaged.com/microgames/Endurance.swf

Words
http://www.tengaged.com/microgames/Words.swf
Points: 15 0 comments
Do your homework :) Jul 15, 2010
imageMrs. Parks, a 6th grade s science teacher, asked her class, "Which
human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said,

"You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that!

I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!" She then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her,

"Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy." Then she turned to Mary and
continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
First, you have a dirty mind.
Second, you didn't read your homework.
And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed
Points: 36 3 comments
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