Whats your favorite fruit mine is Bananas.Their so protective because have you seen those cartoons when the person in it slips on a peel of a banana. they can really save you or just hurt you. So like if a burglar comes in and tries to kill you get a banana peel and throw that sucker down on the ground and watch the show. but if that does not work he could kill you either or it helps. It also helps for making you sleep better, I remember that one time I could not sleep so I was hungry at the time I ate a banana and 30 ministers later I feel asleep in my closet so eat bananas you will never forget them
Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes
Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes
Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait
Bimbag - a blonde's purse
Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag
Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes
Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard
Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything
Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook
Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her
Bimboette - a young blonde
Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else
Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes
Bimboozle - to fool a blonde
Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
Bimbozo - another name for a blonde
Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde
Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is
Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
yo mama is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with
an application.
Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare.Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.
Yo mamma's so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.
Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.yo mama's so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck!
Yo mama's your momma's so poor when she was kicking a can on a street someone asked her what she was doing she responded"I'm moving my house.Yo mamas so ugly when she sticks her face out the window she got aressted for mooning
Little babies are the worst thing till they grow out of it. I mean iam just talking having a nice conversation and a little babie comes in and screams poops and barfs everywhere and i am just sitting there saying holy crap what the #@*! is wrong really go get some gurber food and dont bitch about it holy crap.
