Ok so these three guys all think they are just the coolest guys ever because they all think they broke world records...stay around its funny.
So they all decide to go to Guiness World Records.
Guy #1 thinks he has the longest fingernails in the world. Guy #2 thinks he has the largest nostrils in the world. Guy #3 thinks he has the smallest penis in the world.
So they arrive at guiness and Guy #1 steps in and comes out with a huge smile saying "I HAVE THE LONGEST FINGERNAILS YES!". The other guys high five him and up goes Guy #2 who also walks out with a smile saying "YES MY NOSTRILS ARE THE LARGEST IN THE WORLD". The guys high five him. Now Guy #3 walks in and feels great. But when he walks out he is crying as Guy #1 approaches him and says "what's wrong"?