Once upon a time is a hook that no longer works.
Heard it too many times to get my interest perked.
Sure, it says story-time, but how much is that story worth?
When it uses such a line that points to a lazy mind.
Twice upon a space has a much more sexy face.
I'd totally embrace such scandalous escapades.
Sure to ingratiate with a full-on carnal plate.
So, for the story's sake, give the monkey's what they crave.
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you know lies.
Ask me your questions, I'll feed you my lies.
I'll tell you a truth made escpecially for you.
So hoooooooooooooold on to that fantasy
Until you find yourself stuck in the nightmare
Where instead of feasting on pudding and shortbread
There wont be hunger when there is so much to fear
Like a baboon rippin your face off
Or a jackal snippin at your flesh soft
Like a cougar sniffin out your fresh wound
Or a grizzly fixin you only as food
Like a gator chompin into your belly
Or an ana chokin your heart to jelly
Like a great white chasin you always
Or a squid beast cravin you each day
So keeeeeeeeeeeeep on trying to make believe
Until even you dont know whats quite true
The only respite from the toils of reality
Is finding the guts to go on self-delude
With a wish and wink and whistle
There hope and miracles will alight
Thinking of how might you best kiss her
With a coating of choco delight
A sugar coma is sure to ensue
Drowning you in the sleepy dew
Lungs coated with the sweet nectar
Lulling legends feign to fix her
Be careful,
Once upon a time is a hook that no longer works.
Happiness o Happiness
So hoooooooooooooold on to that fantasy
I know you think you owe me,
We fly above,