You are fired as you have failed your role as my puppet
For starters you were supposed to win stars not get 2nd. No one wants to be bossed around by someone who got second, that will just insult them.
Also you did a good job in gaining everyone's attention but where was your Pro Dr. Insano Subliminal messages I told you to mass produce, the only subliminal message I picked up on told me to look up The Human Centipede.
An interesting movie I might add, gave me new ideas as to which direction I should take my science.....
Anyways Mr. Ev32 please report back to my lab promptly for execution thank you kindly