Dear Halloween inventor,
im really getting tired of people jumping out of no where and screaming "BOO!"
It scares the living daylights out of me.
Why would anyone want to be scared by someone dressed as a powerpuff girl? or a vampire, werewolf, fairy, witch, pumpin, etc.?
Please bring yourself back to life, so i can scare you to death with my scary minions.
lol i joined a casting, and i didn't have anything to do, so i came online. When i checked my casting game someone was on...
me:"hi"
person:"what do you want?"
me:"how are you?"
person:"fuck you!!!"
me:"that wasn't nice"
person:"you are trash" I don't think that person likes me. lets be best friends!!! <3
Why are blueberries blueish?
Why are dogs so abusive to cats?
Why do people get plastic surgery for their boobs?
Why does Paris Hilton have sooooo many dogs?
Why am i still dong this?
Why are you reading this? :D
Annoying things to do in the elevator!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
I love love love lovex100000000000000000000 Survivor. It is friggin amazing. So Brenda was almost voted out, which would have been a stupid move. they need to WIN challenges, and her leaving would mean LOSING.
Of course Shannon was an athlete, but if they all would have stuck with the original plan, Nay would have been out!!!!!! Sooooooo not cool!
Honestly, me thinks that allllll the girls are jealous that Brenda is actually PRETTY. Unlike most of them. Yeah, i said it. :P