you can order food from our exclusive menu in the comments below, where i will also ring you up! you only have $20 to spend so use it well!
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our menu:
-BURGERS-
-the jenzburger - a juicy beef burger with chocolate chips and a drizzle of a wine + nail polish medley! inspired by jenzie [$9]
-the bottom burger - a slim burger sandwiched between 2 bottom buns! inspired by maxi1234 [$8]
-the oreo burger - a giant oreo with a pinch of homophobia! inspired by oreo270 [$8]
-SIDES-
-CHICken nugs - just your regular old chicken nuggets drowned in alcohol! inspired by chic [$7]
-dixiechixen nugs - artificial nuggets from another restaurant! inspired by emzthorne & moxii [$7]
-lex fries - french fries made out of toddlers from the daycare next door! inspired by lexeyjane [$7]
-BEVERAGES-
-the shakes tits shake - a peach shake with red sprinkles! inspired by sk8ergal [$5]
-caleb cola - a refreshing rainbow beverage that tastes really gay! inspired by caleb9211 [$4]
