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So there's this little boy, he's like 7 or 8 and he walking through his small town just looking in windows at all the cool stuff for sale. He sees these red socks. They are the most perfect and amazing red socks he's ever seen. He just stands there in awe and decides he needs to have them. The socks are $10 and being a boy of 7 or 8 he doesn't have any money. So the boy runs home and bursts through the door and sees his father. He goes "daddy, daddy I found the most amazing, wonderful pair of socks that I really really want and they're only $10". His dad tells him that he needs to learn the value of money (just like any father). The boy says, "I know I'll do chores or whatever you need me to, Can I please, please have the money?" The father says he will give him $5 if he can get the other five from his mother. So the boy runs into the backyard and finds his mom. "Mommy, mommy I found the most amazing, fantastic red socks and I just need $5 so I can by them". His mother says, "that's not a very good way to spend your money". The boy says "please I really just need $5 I'll do chores and everything!" The mother says, "I only have $3 which you can have but you need to do chores". The boy is ecstatic and takes the money and runs upstairs to his older sister's room. "Sister, sister I really need $2 from you." His sister is like 14 and doesn't want to be bothered with him and doesn't answer. He says, " Please I know we fight sometimes but I really need the money and I'll do anything!" His sister begrudgingly gives him the money with the condition he cleans her room for the next two weeks. The boy takes off downstairs, gets the money from his father and sprints out the door. He gets all the way to the store, buy the red socks and immediately puts them on. The boy runs all around town, showing everyone his brand new pair of red socks. He's having a great time. At one point he wears the socks on his hands, he puts them over his shoes and he is so happy he bought these red socks. Now he is excited to show his family so he runs back home and bursts through the front door. He gets into the living room and his father is dead with his throat cut open on the chair. Confused and frightened he runs into the backyard yelling for his mom. His mom was laying on the ground outside with 3 bullets in her. Now super scared he runs up to his older sister's room. His older sister apparently saw what happened to her parents and hung herself. The boy begins to cry when there's a knock on the door. The boy doesn't know what else to do so he begins to walk down to the door. His mind is racing and he's very scared. He hesitantly opens the door. Standing outside the door is a penguin. What did the penguin say?
Nothing penguins can't talk
