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Something is wrong with me May 15, 2022
I went to Niagara Falls, all is well and normal until I looked over and someone’s baby was staring at me, telling me to throw them over the edge. “Throw me over the edge, throw me over the edge, throw me over the edge.” Fucking demonic ass baby. What should I have for breakfast tomorrow?
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Breakfast! May 10, 2022
Cereal milk like cinnamon toast crunch so you eating breakfast of cereals. And then next morning eat a breakfast of have a hash brown, eggs, sausage and breakfast crunch wrap from Taco Bell and then one you eat a sausage egg McMuffin from McDonald’s drinking a frappe and coffee drinking up chocolate mocha coffee latte. Yeah definitely interesting you drinking Starbucks coffee Frappuccino and then what’s up with that thing shall we
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Ran into my kindergarten teacher May 2, 2022
She said I still smell like baby wipes
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Who wants to see Apr 29, 2022
My Peter Griffin tattoo
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I kiss my sister Apr 27, 2022
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Can someone bring me underwear Apr 23, 2022
Please
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