I was in mortal danger, and the Supermoon did nothing but hang there in the sky like some big rock.
"Help me, Supermoon!" I cried.
And the Supermoon is all like, "Aren't I big? Take pictures of me!"
And I'm like "Help! Help!"
I mean seriously,
What good is a Supermoon if it doesn't save you in times of trouble?
I had a similar predicament when I was a kid.
I got a Superball.
I figured it had to be infinitely more fun than a regular ball. So I bounced it.
It went REALLY high and got stuck on the roof.
and lemmie tell you, If you get you're Superball stuck on the roof, and you're hoping that the Supermoon will help you get it down, you're completely out of luck.
moral : The Supermoon helps those who help themselves.
That and tides, the Supermoon is really really good at tides.
I was in mortal danger, and the Supermoon did nothing but hang there in the sky like some big rock.