theres a blonde chick walking into a barber shop with headphones on, she asks the guy if she could get her hair cut, he says "u have to take those headphones off first." she said she really needed them...they have an argument and she eventually falls asleep, he takes the headphones off and cuts her hair.....he put the headphones back in and told her he was finished...she wouldnt wake up, he listens to the headphones an they say: BREATHE IN, BREATHE OUT, BREATHE IN , BREATHE OUT.......XD
theres this father and his 3 daughters
1st girl: dad, y wuz i called rose?
dad: cuz a rose fell on ur head when u were born.
2nd girl: daddy, y wuz i called daisy???
dad: cuz a daisy fell on ur head when u were born.
3rd girl: fjknfgydngfyudsgfygystg???
dad: STFU CINDERBLOCK!!!!!
XD....plus if u get it