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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

omg last night

Feb 1, 2012 by BooblePook1
I prank called a Chinese restaurant. :O

Guy: Hello? ;D

Me: (in fake Chinese accent): duh hel0o0o0o

Guy: Mr. China! HowcanIhelpyoutooday?

Me: Ohkay what da hell do you hab today for ada special.

Guy: Everyding on da menu is a speeechal today but I-I-I- (funky beat with Is) ugggh >.< I-I-I-

Me: OK so everyding is a special today?

Guy: No I-

Me:...........Ok so can I hab two ordahs odf da ORANGE cheeken?

Guy:...........How me? ;D

Me: Okay, fuck da ORANGE cheeken. I would like 2 sheet(shit) potatohs and a pees(piss) drink, okiday?

Guy: Okay, we deliver to you in 10 meenut, goodbyeee

Me: Goodbye.... O_o

Ten minutes later they actually came to my house with 2 potatoes dipped in chocolate and apple juice!

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