On a blog I made like.. A month ago that only one person acknowledged because I'm irrelevant.
But it got funnier
(basically the last blog was that my aunts cat got fed too much laxatives by the vet and shat itself to death 馃グ)
But I didn't realise until recently but my aunt had the cat cremated for like 600 euro and she now carries her cats ashes around in her car in this really ugly looking urn which has this weird Egyptian looking symbols on it.
(I didn't know if it was cultural appropriation but my aunt is white and has African braids so I don't think she cares)
My brother pretended to snort the ashes and also my mam told her that she would've stuck the cat in the oven for an hour and my aunt wouldn't have had to waste 600 euro which really insulted her.
But anyways my aunt made this compilation of all the pictures she had of the cat with the music "slipping through my fingers (Meryl steep version)" which we all just completely fucking lost it at because it was so dumb and my aunt was taking it so seriously.
Now my aunt isn't speaking to us..
The end
I know this is structure like a preschool "tell me about your weekend" essay but idc idc
