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CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH - HOW DID THEY DIE?

Feb 5, 2011 by Bishop
imageDAY 1 POLL 1 - Black0ut247 tied Vockle9 to a tree by his leg while he cut of the other with a meat grinder, slowly letting him bleed out.  Kimmel stood by and watched occasionally complimenting Black0ut247 on his style.

DAY 1 POLL 2 - Schmooboy injected Danielvk with a shot of HIV for a slow death, however Joe1110 thought this was too slow and thus chopped him up in pieces with a rusty butter knife.

DAY 1 POLL 3 - SuppJosh throws his sharpened fadora through the air dealing a mortal blow across the neck of ImfamousEclipse... as he's lying in a pool of his own blood, Danteman453 walks over to Eclipse, crushes his head under his boot and says, "That's my bitch!"

DAY 1 POLL 4 - In a double death match, Somethingposh sets a deceptive saw trap for Alexclow345.  As Alex realizes his mistake, he decides to take SomethingPosh with him to hell as Alex raises hisflamethrower and burns Somethingposh to a crisp.  BombshellBen stands back and just shakes his head.

DAY 1 POLL 5 - In this unusual match, Viola unpacks a large truck and smiles at JohnMorisson and pokemaster.  Imediately a horde of animated barbies armed with small knives jump from the trunk and begin to attack the other two participants.  John stares blankly as he quickly overtaken by the horde.  Just as the army of barbies arrives at pokemaster's feet, he opens his backpack where a Mudkip jumps out... attacks the barbies... though he lets them continue killing John.

DAY 1 POLL 6 - In a sexy death match, Ohhayy begins to give the evil eye to Nagorista, who sees this as a come-on sign.... "Te Amo - by Rhianna" begins to play and Nagorista begins to dance with Ohhayy, at the end of the song Nagorista gives Ohhayy the kiss of death.  Tori, wanting to be a part of the action begins to play Willow Smith's song as she begins to whip her hair as moves into the action.  Through the whole endeavor, Ohhayy was overcome by the other two women and dies.

DAY 1 POLL 7 - Pattie stands by in awe, and slightly turned on, as Wumblebee F*cks NexusCain to death.

DAY 1 POLL8 - In a most unusual match, MichaelFisher attempts to choke out Jackyboy, who in turn is trying to find MichaelFisher's sensative female body parts so that he can cut them off.  Jamhav2417 shouts, "I'm the only woman here Jacky!" and slaps her hand to her forehead.  Jackyboy changes tactics and stabs MichaelFisher in hole number 2 instead.

DAY 1 POLL 9 - In this magical match, Tevin conspires with runner430 to take out Hoodieboy. As they are speaking Tevin offer's runner a magical elixer that he says will make him much stronger.  Runner drinks the potion only to find it is in fact battery acid.  Hoodieboy arrives on the scene, raises his hand and cries, "ALACAZAM" as his magical fist flies toward the choking runner, ending his life quickly.  Runner and Tevin glare at each other...

DAY 1 POLL 10 - In a fierce match, Smi9127 traps Gordrik by forcing him to talk to Finklestein.  Godrik is unsure what to do so simply stands there listening to Finklestein.  Smi and Ev beat the hell out of each other, but eventually decide to leave this match to another day.  Smi pushes Finkelstein out of the way as Ev kills Godric with a spinning backfist.

Note:  Players submitted their own weapons of destruction.  I just had to make sense of it all.     

Who will you kill today?
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Sent by hello555,Feb 5, 2011
LOLOLOLOL OMG :P
Sent by smi9127,Feb 5, 2011
Lololol
Sent by schmooboy,Feb 5, 2011
lollll mine is great!!
Sent by black0ut247,Feb 5, 2011
LMAO LUVS IT
Sent by 1fireboy,Feb 5, 2011
LOL!
Sent by kimmal8,Feb 5, 2011
luvs mine<3
Sent by Pattieilikefun,Feb 5, 2011
lol
Sent by Ev32,Feb 5, 2011

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