Karen: I can't go out
[fakes cough]
Karen: I'm sick
Regina: Boo, you whore
Karen: There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!
Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Damian: You can't join Mathletes, it's social suicide!
Bethany Byrd: Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!
Some dude: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?
Janis: Your mom's chest hair!
Karen: I can't go out