Being the President takes a lot out of you. 
As President of the United States, I like to immerse myself in things that my citizens enjoy. From basketball, to tengaged, I take pride in being a knowledgeable, well-rounded President. In the short two days that I've been here, I've noticed cruelty, and animosity worse than I saw in the streets of Chicago. What are you trying to achieve by calling each other names over the Internet? Does it make you feel good to make other people, people you don't know, feel bad? When talking to people over the Internet, you never know how they'll react. 
I'm not supposed to be online this late, but I'm sneaking on. Michelle wants me to get a good night's sleep, but I don't think I need it. I'm having fun in my first game here, and I don't want to go to sleep yet. If she finds out that I snuck away to play a game, she sure wouldn't be happy.
You are all welcome to add me as a friend. The rest of you can go f*** off. 
I just enrolled in my first game on "tengaged" and I hope to do well. I am, however, nervous that I may be seen as a threat due to my popularity. Some of my opponents have been questioning my identity, which I feel is unnecessary. I want to be treated like any other person here, and not unfairly evicted due to my fame.